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• I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
• It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
• There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
• I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
• Genius is never understood in its own time.
• Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You…
• A real job is a job you hate.
• Repetition is the death of magic.
• Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
• Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?…
• You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
• Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

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