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I have an abacus at home.

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A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine…
President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd…
The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are…
As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell…

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We dwell amid pinheaded weasels who know only timid, the generic and the abacus. — Danny Baker
...dark furrow lines grid the snow, punctuated by orange abacus beads of pumpkins - now the crows own the field... — John M. Geddes
Here is the door of my mom's house, well-remembered childhood portal. Here is the yard, and a set of wires that runs… — Dan Chaon
I have an abacus at home. — Conan O'Brien
Naturally Shirley had known, as they slid stock words and phrases back and forth between them like beads on an abacus, that… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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