Coffee Quote by Cassandra Clare

“A crow. My eyes widened, and I ran to the door, calling, “Jeff! Bring me a crow!” Jeff’s head appeared around the edge of…

— Seanan McGuire

“How nice for you. Now I want you to promise me that if I move, you won't do something stupid." Macey was just starting…

— Ally Carter

“Why didn't you tell us you were the Alexander Black who can stand atop a cantering horse and shoot a hole through a plum…

— Sabrina Jeffries

“In the kitchen, refilling my glass." Peters's voice carried through the kitchen doorway. "You people drive me to drink, and I can't do it…

— Sara Driscoll

“When a little voice inside of you tells you to duck, you should duck first, and then worry about where the voice is coming…

— Michael Kurland

“Did somebody forget to give you the ‘wrap it before you whack it’ talk? This is…this is big. What’re you thinking?” Mace asked.”

— Lola Stark

“It's Magnus Bane." He grinned at Alec mockingly. "Rhymes with 'overcareful pain in the ass'.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Randy held out the koosh. “What is it?” “I have no idea,” Donna said. “Your asshole scrubber?”

— Chris Genoa

“Tung felt the urge to add something to the banality. He decided to repeat Michael’s clever toast… as best as he could remember it.…

— Ken Magee

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

“Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great" "You hear me bitch, or we need to get your ears tested?" Yeah.…

— Belle Aurora

“By the time they got to Java Jones, Eric was already onstage, swaying back and forth in front of the microphone with his eyes…

— Cassandra Clare