Arms Quote by Casey Stengel

Whoever has not experienced the pleasure of taking a young lady to her first game of ball should seize the first opportunity to do…

— John Montgomery Ward

You argue with the umpire because there is nothing else you can do about it.

— Leo Durocher

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

— Leo Durocher

Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

— Dmitry Tursunov

A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.

— Vikrant Parsai

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

— Larry Goetz

She'll be evaluated like any other Double-A umpire. Major League Baseball has never attempted to influence our decision

— Mike Fitzpatrick

Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on.

— Ford Frick

The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do.

— Ty Cobb

I'm all for umpires. I'm not against them. I'm pro-umpire.

— Kyle Schwarber

No one respects the umpire's job more than I do; but, if I were a manager, I would probably be ejected three or four…

— Jim Evans

To people who don't take women's cricket seriously, I'd say: just watch a game first, and then make your judgement.

— Isa Guha