Baseball Quote by Mike Fitzpatrick

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

— Casey Stengel

A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.

— Vikrant Parsai

Minor league umpires are evaluated in their respective leagues each year and rated numerically. This enables umpires to know where they stand and helps…

— Jim Evans

No matter how good the pitcher, she is still hit-able in more than one way.

— Kiersten Warren

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

— Larry Goetz

Whoever has not experienced the pleasure of taking a young lady to her first game of ball should seize the first opportunity to do…

— John Montgomery Ward

Since people, in a competitive or any other society, are by no means always just to each other, some regulation by the state in…

— Felix Morley

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

— Bill Klem

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.

— Robert Smith

If I can learn how to pitch in two months, and I'm doing OK, how can we not assume that a woman who's been…

— Kylie Bunbury

For a woman to play within baseball, they just need to play well.

— Jessica Mendoza

Professional managers, coaches, and players have a right to question an umpire's decision if they do it in a professional manner. When they become…

— Jim Evans