Quote by Carol Shields

“Having a job is like having a lobotomy.”

— Donald O'Donovan

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

— Dean Martin

“I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her— babbling!! ”

— Tennessee Williams

“The half-full bottle in front of me, is better than a full-frontal lobotomy.”

— P.S. Mokha

“Doing this would be like starting with a paper cut and trying to bandage it with a machete.”

— Jilly Gagnon

“This will be a new amputation. You've been a part of my flesh, underneath all my skin. Your removal will bleed and leave me…

— Julie Berry

“I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off my scalp.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My head is like some ridiculous barn packed full of stuff I want to write about.”

— Haruki Murakami

“I'd rather have a bottle o' phlegm on me, than a moral phlebotomy.”

— Paco Nathan

“What would you do with a brain if you had one?”

— Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

“Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out.”

— Thomas Cardinal Wolsey

“We’d been given a gift and our job now was to unwrap it…and see what’s inside.”

— Todd Burpo