Quote by Candace Bailey

The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.

— Candace Bailey

My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches.

— Candace Bailey

Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a…

— Candace Bailey

Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you.

— Candace Bailey

So today, I learned that Titmouse is neither a tit, nor a mouse...but rather a tiny bird.

— Candace Bailey

I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything!

— Candace Bailey

I'm trying to learn how to make it clap...

— Candace Bailey

Hold the phone! There's a show called 'Too cute. Puppies' on Animal Planet?? Time to set the Dvr!

— Candace Bailey

I just taught myself to drive with my feet. I'm pretty good at it!

— Candace Bailey

No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to fight the spaz in me.

— Candace Bailey

Ah crap! Just missed 11:11! No wish for me! Boo!

— Candace Bailey

Pink is my favorite color, and I love jeans with pumps.

— Candace Bailey