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Warning Label Quote by C.P. Smith

“I am so out of my league with this guy. He should have a warning label on his back, 'Proceed with caution; smile will dazzle you'.” quote by C.P. Smith — Download Open image

““I am so out of my league with this guy. He should have a warning label on his back, 'Proceed with caution; smile will dazzle you'.””

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