Cookie Quote by Brett Gelman Download Open image “I don't hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.” — Brett Gelman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cookie Hate Oatmeal Raisin Worst
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
I always try to make healthy baked goods, like an oatmeal cookie that literally has only oats, nuts, bananas and apple sauce in it. — Toni Garrn Copy Share Image
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world. — Maud Welzen Copy Share Image
I think that's something that people don't realize enough about when they get into comedy - it's not just about sitting back and observing… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
Dinner is often a very celebratory environment, a very safe place, a time to reflect and let the day go and enjoy good food… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I honestly don't see how anyone can view the GOP and the Right as anything but evil. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
Deeper things, heavier things happen to you as you get older and makes you more open. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
What a great way to make some money is just fine somebody $300 if their phone rings in the theatre. That'll make them remember… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I think that all the Mel Brooks' company of actors is just tremendous. It was a crazy group of genius people. All of them… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I've definitely had my hard partying moments. I've definitely had the long stretches of time in my personal life where I've felt an intense… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I'm not a stranger to depression and desperation. I can be kind of tortured but I do like to have a lot of fun. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
As far as making people feel less depressed, that, in and of itself, is a political act. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I'm an obvious example of how everyone is spiraling out of control on the show and just trying to live life the best they… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, stand-up comedy is like acting when the audience are the other characters that I'm acting with. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
“Am I alone in this mother-food connection or does being with your mom trigger the sudden and voracious need for large amounts of mac… — April Paine Copy Share Image
“Do you want a cookie? - What? - A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one? - No. - How can you not… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Fucking delish, I don't care if it's a faggy word, oops, sorry, no offense, sorry again. [i]Delish! Criminy![/i] This is like a cookie, it… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I don’t mean to swat your ego here, buddy, but this… — Geoffrey Wood Copy Share Image
“Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?” Her expression softened. “Can you just make sure I’m not around when it happens?” “No can do,” I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do try to… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and… — Randy Couture Copy Share Image
“Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in. "Right there with ya.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice… — Rachel G. Fox Copy Share Image
