"I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I……" — Bob Newhart
"I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do."
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63 Quotes by Bob Newhart
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I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.
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I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
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But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
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