Idiots Quote by Bob Mortimer Download Open image “We can write idiots quite well.” — Bob Mortimer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Idiots Quite Well Write Writing
Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot. — Bram Cohen Copy Share Image
The trouble with a lot of people who try to write is they intellectualize about it. That comes after. The intellect is given to… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I don't think writers are any smarter than other people. I think they may be more compelling in their stupidity, or in their confusion. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Whenever you write, whatever you write, never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are. — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Novelists have, on the average, about the same IQs as the cosmetic consultants at Bloomingdale’s department store. Our power is patience. We have discovered… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Cognitive consonance is what writing in the Age of the idiot is all about. The key to success in the scribbling profession is to… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
I was just a toddler when my dad died in a car crash. With my mum, Eunice, being a young widow with a large… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
There is a theory in showbiz circles that mentally you remain the same age as when you first tasted fame, and I think there… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people would want to eavesdrop to make it all viable. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. We always enjoyed doing that; it felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I worked in a chicken factory, in a steel foundry, I worked on the bins for a year or so. It started as a… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
When you have a house full of children, there's never a quiet moment, so I like getting out in the garden for a bit… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I look at stuff like the 'The Whole 19 Yards' and it reminds me of my childhood watching shows with Mike Reid and kids… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I like having something I can watch every single night. It suits my habits. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would want to… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies. — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“If you think buying a DSLR has made you a photographer, don't ever buy a Stethoscope.” — Ketan Waghmare Copy Share Image
“If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy is embarrassing: too many idiots doing it in orange neckties against brick walls. I find most sitcoms embarrassing, too,… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
The super success of '3 Idiots' has taught us that cost of making a film is not important at all; it's all about things… — Sajid Nadiadwala Copy Share Image
“Trump taught us how easily seemingly serious people can become profoundly idiotic. He turned career politicians into circus freaks.” — Thor Benson Copy Share Image
Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I… — Gallagher Copy Share Image
Establishment idiots say the Trump tax cuts only helped the rich. Don't they understand anything about economics? — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
