"If a man needs his appendix taken out,……" — Unknown Author

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• Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it… — Bob Hope
• The thinnest I've ever been was after I had my appendix out, during the London run of The Seagull. I… — Carey Mulligan
• Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. — Phyllis Diller
• I cant retire from music any more than I can retire from my liver. Youd have to remove the music… — Ray Charles
• Our mind has its history, just as our body has its history. You might be just as astonished that man… — Carl Jung
• Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix, and God. — H. L. Mencken
• The first chess book that I read was Dufresne's self-tutor, published with Lasker's Common Sense in Chess as an appendix. — Vasily Smyslov
• I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a good… — Tommy Douglas
• How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital… — Marjorie M. Liu
• Religion is like our appendix, a vestigial remnant from a primitive past. Perhaps in a few millennia the god of… — Jeff Schweitzer
• Souls were the same. They, too, had useless baggage that impeded their proper performance, these annoying, holier-than-thou bits dangling like… — J R Ward
• The pace of science forces the pace of technique. Theoretical physics forces atomic energy on us; the successful production of… — Erich Fromm

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