Appendix Quotes

29 quotes by 29 authors

• Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his… — Bob Hope
• The thinnest I've ever been was after I had my appendix out, during the London run of The Seagull. I went down to 112 pounds… — Carey Mulligan
• Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. — Phyllis Diller
• I cant retire from music any more than I can retire from my liver. Youd have to remove the music from me surgically—like you were… — Ray Charles
• Our mind has its history, just as our body has its history. You might be just as astonished that man has an appendix, for instance.… — Carl Jung
• Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix, and God. — H. L. Mencken
• The first chess book that I read was Dufresne's self-tutor, published with Lasker's Common Sense in Chess as an appendix. — Vasily Smyslov
• I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a good many people that I knew,… — Tommy Douglas
• How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an… — Marjorie M. Liu
• Religion is like our appendix, a vestigial remnant from a primitive past. Perhaps in a few millennia the god of Abraham will invoke the same… — Jeff Schweitzer
• Souls were the same. They, too, had useless baggage that impeded their proper performance, these annoying, holier-than-thou bits dangling like an appendix waiting for infection.… — J R Ward
• The pace of science forces the pace of technique. Theoretical physics forces atomic energy on us; the successful production of the fission bomb forces upon… — Erich Fromm
• The guy may be totally motivated, connected and inspired, but if he doesn't know how to do it, he's not the guy to take out… — Robert Genn
• *Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same… — Pseudonymous Bosch
• I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix. — Arthur Conan Doyle
• When I am dying, I should like my life taken out under general anaesthetic, exactly as if it were a diseased appendix. — Richard Dawkins
• Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems. — Nick Burd
• Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake.… — Chuck Palahniuk
• He loves me, he doesn't love my bowels, if they showed him my appendix in a glass he wouldn't recognize it, he's always feeling me,… — Jean-Paul Sartre
• I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets… — Phil Robertson

Who Wrote These Appendix Quotes

29 authors contributed a total of 29 Appendix Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 1 Appendix Quote by Phil Robertson
• 1 Appendix Quote by Rudolf Christoph Eucken
• 1 Appendix Quote by Robert Burton
• 1 Appendix Quote by Charles Krauthammer
• 1 Appendix Quote by Sorin Cerin
• 1 Appendix Quote by Daniel S Greenberg
• 1 Appendix Quote by Larry Hagman
• 1 Appendix Quote by Bob Lavner
• 1 Appendix Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
• 1 Appendix Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Appendix Quote by Bob Hope
• 1 Appendix Quote by Carey Mulligan
• 1 Appendix Quote by Phyllis Diller
• 1 Appendix Quote by Ray Charles
• 1 Appendix Quote by Carl Jung
• 1 Appendix Quote by H. L. Mencken
• 1 Appendix Quote by Vasily Smyslov
• 1 Appendix Quote by Tommy Douglas
• 1 Appendix Quote by Marjorie M. Liu
• 1 Appendix Quote by Jeff Schweitzer
• 1 Appendix Quote by J R Ward
• 1 Appendix Quote by Erich Fromm
• 1 Appendix Quote by Robert Genn
• 1 Appendix Quote by Pseudonymous Bosch
• 1 Appendix Quote by Arthur Conan Doyle