His Appendix Quotes

4 quotes by 4 authors

• Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his… — Bob Hope
• How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an… — Marjorie M. Liu
• I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets… — Phil Robertson
• If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many doctors would do… — Bob Lavner

Who Wrote These His Appendix Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 4 His Appendix Quotes as follows:

• 1 His Appendix Quote by Bob Hope
• 1 His Appendix Quote by Marjorie M. Liu
• 1 His Appendix Quote by Phil Robertson
• 1 His Appendix Quote by Bob Lavner