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- Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him.… — Bob Hope
- How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted… — Marjorie M. Liu
- I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over… — Phil Robertson
- If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many… — Bob Lavner