““He’s scared of tiny humans.” “I am not.” “You ran away from Carys last night.” “That’s because I’m scared of poop, not tiny humans. Although tiny humans make an enormous amount of shit. And then they play in it. It’s horrifying. If we have a kid, it can’t poop.” Blake, Lexi (2014-01-28). Unconditional: A Masters and Mercenaries Novella (Kindle Locations 95-98). DLZ Entertainment, LLC. Kindle Edition.””