Cosmic Quote by Bill Lee

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate…

— Bill Lee

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

— Bill Lee

Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people…

— Bill Lee

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.

— Bill Lee

The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth?

— Bill Lee

I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it…

— Bill Lee

Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice…

— Bill Lee

“They say that time heals, but the intensity remains fresh and raw.”

— Bill Lee

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

— Bill Lee

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the…

— Bill Lee

I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the…

— Bill Lee

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why…

— Bill Lee