"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most……" — Bill Cosby
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
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231 Quotes by Bill Cosby
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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump…
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very…
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the…
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
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I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
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While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother…
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Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or…
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not…
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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
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If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That…
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