Funny Dad Quotes
- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
- A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be. — Frank A. Clark
- My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do… — Jeff Foxworthy
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. — Bill Cosby
- Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works. — Shahrukh Khan
- Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents. — Margaret Mead
- My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States. — Harry S. Truman
- Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows. — Al Unser
- I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say… — Bill Hicks
- I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. — Paula Pell