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Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I want to make a sexy pair of Foams for women.

— Erica Mena

“He tells me of one American woman, forty-five years old, who was able to conceive only after being blessed by the Holy Dildo. That’s…

— Eric Weiner

My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored.

— Andrea Gibson

Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

— Tiger Woods

“The soft throb and glow roused in my breast by the gilt letters of four or five different languages winking at me from scores…

— Ross King

This Right Heres A Pantyy Droppaaaa!!

— Trey Songz

Sorry if we can't all be unoriginal but I have a mold to break.

— Jeffree Star

“The researchers concluded that during intercourse in the missionary position, the penis “has the shape of a boomerang.”

— Mary Roach

With breasts, all things are possible.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I came to regard my body in a new light. For the first time I apprehended the little mounds on my chest as teats…

— Lionel Shriver

I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.

— Tyler Perry