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That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes

— Hussein Nishah

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

— Bill Bailey

Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in…

— Aicel

That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it

— Facebook

Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already…

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in…

— Bilal Zahoor

That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.

— Anonymous

When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.

— Scott Rogowsky

Mean while on facebook

— Hussein Nishah

Awkward moment when your friend is using Facebook & you are standing behind, you realize that your friend is actually reading your status &…

— FRHnLEAD

That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status.

— Anonymous

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

— Anonymous