Easter bunny Quote by Autumn Doughton

Easter, it's not about the bunny.

— Itsme867

“In any crowd there is a malcontent or two, and the Easter crowd is no exception. Someone invariably demands I speak out against the…

— Philip Gulley

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around…

— Todd Rundgren

Every Easter, at one household or another, I find a battle begins and the conversation of how to 'properly eat' a chocolate bunny.

— Hilary Farr

Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn.

— Anonymous

“Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“The entire holiday was a joke; Jesus had to share it with Santa. The only thing worse was that Jesus had to share Easter…

— Tarryn Fisher

Like Christmas, Easter has lost much of its religious meaning in popular culture. Ask your average kid what the holiday is about and they…

— Rachel Campos-Duffy

“When I was five, my mother and sister sat me up on the kitchen counter and explained the facts of life: the Easter Bunny…

— Sloane Crosley

“Strange as it may seem, the association of eggs and bunnies at Easter time are actually connected and, to discover more, we must once…

— Carole Carlton

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

— David Sedaris

Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,…

— Anonymous