Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse. — Tucker Max Discourse Copy Share Image
Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep. — Tucker Max Auditions Copy Share Image
I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. — Tucker Max Alcohol Copy Share Image
If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think. — Tucker Max Courage Copy Share Image
You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while. — Tucker Max Play Copy Share Image
9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
... the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for ... — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad,… — Tucker Max Fame Copy Share Image
Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you. — Tucker Max Brutal Copy Share Image
Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it. — Tucker Max Day Copy Share Image
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to… — Tucker Max Facts Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of… — Tucker Max Acting Copy Share Image
“FUCK. This is not good. I'm allergic to whiskey. I think maybe I should explain this to her, and request a different… — Tucker Max Emotionally unstable Copy Share Image
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific.… — Tucker Max Fear Copy Share Image
“I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so… — Tucker Max Last minute Copy Share Image
“While at the University of Chicago a couple of friends and I went to dinner at some restaurant in China Town night.… — Tucker Max Eyes wide open Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Drunk Copy Share Image
There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine. — Tucker Max Culture Copy Share Image
No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question. — Tucker Max Do you love me Copy Share Image
Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art. — Tucker Max Art Copy Share Image
I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me. — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning. — Tucker Max Education Copy Share Image
Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful. — Tucker Max Beautiful Copy Share Image
I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did. — Tucker Max Childhood Copy Share Image
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". — Tucker Max Florida Copy Share Image
When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that's worth 2,000 commercials. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
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