Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League. — Tucker Max Action Copy Share Image
We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party. — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become. — Tucker Max Failure Copy Share Image
“I feel like taking her money AND her soul is not cool. One or the other.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. — Tucker Max Answering questions Copy Share Image
If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you. — Tucker Max Computers Copy Share Image
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand… — Tucker Max Demand Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought… — Tucker Max Clubs Copy Share Image
If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you… — Tucker Max Bad people Copy Share Image
I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off. — Tucker Max Attention Copy Share Image
I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with - people who are probably going to do great… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is… — Tucker Max Books Copy Share Image
Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with,… — Tucker Max Abortion Copy Share Image
And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are,… — Tucker Max Care Copy Share Image
I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius,… — Tucker Max Academic Copy Share Image
Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you. — Tucker Max Failure Copy Share Image
You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences. — Tucker Max Consequence Copy Share Image
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying. — Tucker Max People Copy Share Image
I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want — Tucker Max Hate Copy Share Image
There is always more demand for great content then there will be great content to satisfy it. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“One of us needs to get laid." "Just one of us?" "What are the odds of both of us getting laid?” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. — Tucker Max Animal Copy Share Image
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities. — Tucker Max Adversity Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Authentic Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Feminism Copy Share Image
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