It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can… — Tucker Max Computer Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. — Tucker Max Comedy Copy Share Image
“Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work. — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I… — Tucker Max Amazing life Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Emotional Copy Share Image
The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking.… — Tucker Max Couple Copy Share Image
Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly… — Tucker Max Business change Copy Share Image
The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows… — Tucker Max Art Copy Share Image
I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit. — Tucker Max Bullshit Copy Share Image
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why. — Tucker Max Authority Copy Share Image
Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out. — Tucker Max Brain Copy Share Image
I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people call me a misogynist. I... love women! Everything I do is to impress women. And if I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But… — Tucker Max Books Copy Share Image
The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside… — Tucker Max Cat Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The point of psychoanalysis is to really understand the roots of your behavior. Understand why you are doing the things you're doing… — Tucker Max Behavior Copy Share Image
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