All Tom Lehrer Quotes
- Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Apart
- On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. Blind
- I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. Communicate
- Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. Awarded
- It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. Age
- I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! Cute Love
- Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize. Awarded
- I thought about majoring in Math, Chemistry and English, but Math had the fewest requirements, so I went with it. I knew I wanted to… Chemistry
- I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery. Always Found
- San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. City
- It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. Age
- Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. Analysis
- Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Depends
- All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When… All
- Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. Careful
- Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your . Counting
- If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. Communicate
- On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred… Adore