Best Thom Yorke Lines
- I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes! Baking
- I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns. Horrified
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing Chicken
- I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed… Certain
- I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up… Accepted
- I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant… Baby
- Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke. Abortion
- If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever. Clever
- I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke Funny
- There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken. Book
- I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american. American
- Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles* Christmas
- When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant. Cried
- Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me Alot
- I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds… Balloons
- If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior. Car
- To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs* Laughing
- Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion Abortion
- I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME! Eat
- Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' Alone
- If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. All
- Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them… All
- I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. Claus
- I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. Abstract
- Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field. Acid
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