Thegr81

All Thegr81 Quotes

• When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold? Cold
• Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses. Came
• When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2… Bags
• Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony. Crushed
• I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at… Epic
• I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one. Admit
• Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to act. Act
• I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA! Fart
• Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos. Act
• 1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like an accident. 4.… Accident
• If you don't want your heart to be easily broken, don't let yourself be easily taken...... ;) Broken
• Dreams are like stars, you may never touch them But If you follow them they Will lead you to your destiny. Goodnight. Destiny
• I wish my BOOK OF LIFE was written in pencil,there are few pages I would like to erase, Book
• Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the MOMENTS tht take our BREATH AWAY Breath
• I LOVE THE ONES WHO ARE IN MY LIFE AND MAKE IT AMAZING AND I THANK THE ONES WHO LEFT MY LIFE AND MADE IT… Amazing
• CRY AS HARD AS YOU WANT TO.BUT JUST MAKE SURE THAT WHEN YOU STOP CRYING,YOU''LL NEVER CRY FOR THE SAME REASON AGAIN. Cry
• IF YOU KEEP CHASING YESTERDAY YOU WILL MISS TOMORROW. Chasing
• IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY LIFE Ask
• ''IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU LOOK,WHAT YOUR WEIGHT IS OR HOW MUCH MAKEUP YOU PUT ON.THE RIGHT GUY WILL LOVE YOU FOR WHAT'S ON THE… Guy
• Don't let someone dim your light,simply because it's shininig in their eyes. Dim
• Sometimes in life,you find a special friend;Someone who changes your life Just by being part of it.Someone who makes you laugh Until you can't stop;Someone… Believe
• Never Trust Someone Who Lies To You....!! And Never Lie To Someone Who Puts All Thier Trust Into You....!! All
• If someone would ask me What a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder And hold you close to me and… Ask
• You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked. Asked
• Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off. Admit

Browse Thegr81 Quotes by Category