All The Hangover Quotes
- I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price Lost
- Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair. Fair
- Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil Dr
- Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan Alan
- Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil Gremlin
- Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. Alan
- Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. Alan
- Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu Baby
- Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price Another Thing
- This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson Coming
- So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp. Camp
- Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man… Added
- Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom - allan Allan
- To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget. Forget