All Snooki Quotes
- Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel better. Better
- I should be someones first resort, not their last priority. First Resort
- Lil girls that are bitches are loosie goose! Bitches
- When I get excited I want to poop Excited
- How is snookie take it with Mike ? Mike
- I think no one knows how we really are. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that.… Barnes
- I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome!… Actually Want
- I need a talk show in my life. Life
- When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… Another Network
- I dont think I represent anybody. I just go in and have a good time. It just so happens thats the lifestyle here. I dont… All
- Let's just get wasty pants. Let
- I mean if I was a guy, I would f*ck Paula. Hello, she's hot. F Ck
- Let's have bunny sex!! Bunny
- I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane. Gonna
- Uh, my ass is, like, protruding...Protruding. The word of the day. Use it. Ass
- Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. Britney
- We're not going to remember it. We're probably gonna make out. Team Meatballs! Gonna
- I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her ass crack. Ass
- I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird. Even Explain
- My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed? Bed