Snooki Quotes
- I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. Cause
- This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol. Addicted
- I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear. Guys
- You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fuckin' like, save… Animals
- We will be get fucked, if u don't fuck the bitch... Bitch
- I î¢ Kendra!!! Cent
- WHERE'S THE BEACH? Beach
- *On the phone* Snooki: Hello? Random Guy: Hello. Snooki: Who's this? Guy: Can I speak to Angelina please? Snooki: No! She died. *Snooki hangs up* Angelina
- Your a fickin jerkoff Jerkoff
- Where's crocodilie? He's missing! Missing
- I have to poop! Poop
- Fuck me Drake
- Your nibbles are so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big
- Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate… All
- Its like putting a watermelon into a pinhole Into
- Every time I smush I think of if I tanned today ?? Every Time
- I smell pickles.. Pickles
- Im goin to Jeresy Shore BITCH! Bitch
- I dont know how to flip a fucking pizza Dont
- I feel your weiner! Feel