All Shane Dawson Quotes
- Friendship is magic. One second it's there and then it dissapears. Friendship
- Kinda over boybands. Anyone else agree? Agree
- My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes news from the… All
- No matter how old you are there's a lot of temptation in life. Whether it's temptation to have sex, do drugs, do things for money.… Acceptance
- Lets all embrace out fuck-upness and we can take over the world!...and then fuck it up. All
- Thats what she said. No seriously, she just said that. Seriously
- Let me know when you're done being a boring ass bitch. Ass
- If you can't laugh at yourself, then what the fuck is the point of living? Fuck
- If you want to be successful, and you want to be happy in life, you've got to stay true to you. Happy
- Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! Butter
- Be you. And say fuck you to anybody that doesn't like that. Anybody
- If I wasn't saving to get myself a Wii fit, I would fuck your ass up. Ass
- Having lunch with a teacher is super creepy. Dressing up like an anime character is also creepy. Anime
- I'll write a song about your baby dick...It's average!' Average
- A lot of people think about careers being the ultimate goal when they grow up. They want to make a lot of money or they… All
- Don't cheat off an Asian they're over rated. Asian
- Admit it...You all have woman boners. Admit
- Do you think Johnny Depp gets tired of wearing white face makeup in every movie... Depp
- We all thought Miley was Hannah underneath, turns out she was actually black! Twist ending! Actually Black
- The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping. Ever Think
- Havent been near my computer all day. Whats going on? is Amanda Bynes dead yet? All
- Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed. Bed