All Sarah Silverman Quotes
- When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. Aids
- I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl. Bittersweet
- The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager. America
- You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time. Able
- I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... Favorite
- Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to… All
- I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. Afraid
- Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike… Always Believe
- And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now. All
- Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale… Artist
- I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say? Allowed
- I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the… Across
- Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know … because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But… Beyond
- This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg. Aids
- People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am —… Always Introducing
- If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody… Aids
- I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black. Black
- The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians… Anybody
- In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it. Big
- If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen… Believe