Best S. J. Perelman Quotes
- Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. Anniversary
- I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a… Atom
- If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted. Been
- The main obligation is to amuse yourself. Amuse
- You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll be working pretty late on the secret of making myself invisible,… Clock
- To err is human, to forgive supine. Err
- He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. Awakened
- Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. Adult
- I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. Horse
- I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God,… Along