"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse." — S. J. Perelman
"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse."
More Horse Quotes
- Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines… — Karen Armstrong
- All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. — Louis Armstrong
- If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider. — Saint Augustine
- We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a… — Marcus Aurelius
- My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my… — Tyra Banks
- The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams
- Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. — John Adams
- Competitions are for horses, not artists. — Bela Bartok
- A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it… — Johnny Bench
- I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. — Buffalo Bill