Best Roseanne Barr Sayings
- Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and… Blinds
- Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media.… American
- Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it… American
- Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone… Another Person
- I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean,… Big
- I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind… Accident
- I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to… Actually Going
- I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost… Almost Unconsciously
- I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after… Conclusion
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to… American
- I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the… All
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real… All
- I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I… Anymore
- I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot… Abuse
- I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I… Adult
- I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs… American
- I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what… Came
- I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your… Cool
- I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have… California
- Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend… All
- Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal'… Billionaire
- Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing… Carton
- The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine… Addiction
- To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline… Discipline
- TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be… Been
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