Rick Sutter Quotes

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• Money cant buy everything. Thats what credit cards are for. . .
• Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
• It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. . .
• Sometimes when I say I'm Okay, I want someone to look me in the eyes, give me a hug and say, I know you are…
• Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. . .
• I remember when yoga was called Twister. . .
• I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
• When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.
• Kids ask me why I don't have tattoos. . . So I tell them, Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers. . .
• I am going to hang a Batman outfit in my closet, just to mess with myself when I get Alzheimer's. . .
• I wish the Dollar Store sold gas. . . .
• Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. . .
• Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is actually a knot-head. . . .
• If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . .
• Friendship isn't a big thing - It's a million little things. . .
• Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . .
• Ive realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isnt all we needlove is all there is. . . So, I have decided to stick…
• I think Chocolate is God's apology for Broccoli. . .
• I think my hair is French. It's been retreating for years. . .
• When someone talks about you behind your back, remember they took time out of their busy lives to think about you. . .

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