Rick Sutter Quotes

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• Chocolate is natures way of making up for Mondays. . .
• In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was…
• It's funny how students can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember to put their names on their tests. . .
• The secret of substitute teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon. . .
• Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. . .
• If you're feeling blue. . . Try painting yourself a different color. (Words of wisdom for a second grader)
• I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took…
• Subbing first graders a student said to me. Mr. Sutter, I dont understand the questions. . . Read the instructions, I said. It says right…
• Reading is the journey of those who cannot take the train. . .
• Don't Look Under Your Bed on Halloween Eve. I'm just saying. . . .
• Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
• You know why I love November 1st? It's 50% off chocolate Halloween candy. . . :-)
• One thing, I think, we need never fear in America is ignorance without representation. . .
• The first snowfall initiates the arrival of winter. . . It makes me always feel nostalgic. . .
• It's what's on the inside that counts. . . Except chocolate covered raisins. . .
• Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
• The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
• No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a Light Saber. . .
• At school, they say you should never pick favorites, but my second nap of the day is the one I love the most. . .
• Six years in and theres still no evidence Obama even knows what a job is. . .

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