Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, yup, not blue. . . . — Rick Sutter Flowers Copy Share Image
Profanity is the crutch of a conversational cripple. . . — Rick Sutter Communication Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel pretty good about myself. Other times I eat the whole bag of M&Ms... — Rick Sutter Funny Copy Share Image
I spend all morning thinking about lunch, all afternoon thinking about dinner, & all night thinking about breakfast. The Circle of Life. . . — Rick Sutter Circle of life Copy Share Image
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter Beauty Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter Hot dogs Copy Share Image
The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. . . — Rick Sutter Funny unemployment Copy Share Image
How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days. . . — Rick Sutter Children Copy Share Image
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter Believe in santa Copy Share Image
How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube? — Rick Sutter Funny unemployment Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Elf Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say I'm Okay, I want someone to look me in the eyes, give me a hug and say, I… — Rick Sutter Feelings Copy Share Image
The squeaky wheel gets the oil. And it's also the first one to get replaced. . . — Rick Sutter Motivation Copy Share Image
I keep trying to remember that failure is not the opposite of success. It is a part of success. . . — Rick Sutter Failure Copy Share Image
I don't think my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs. . . — Rick Sutter Easter eggs Copy Share Image
Farmers markets are where a city boy can get a farmers tan. . . — Rick Sutter Investing Copy Share Image
A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture. — Rick Sutter Home Copy Share Image
I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next… — Rick Sutter Mathematics Copy Share Image
Holding a Grudge is Like Drinking Poison and Waiting For the Other Person to Die. . . — Rick Sutter Drinking poison Copy Share Image
