Prince Shawn

All Prince Shawn Quotes

• I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... Actions
• If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you. Advice
• One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on. All
• You are cuter than a Koala hugging a Panda on a rainbow of kittens. Animals
• I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to prove anything that… Always Kill
• T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out. Ball
• I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play Call Of Duty:… Black
• I feel like Tony the Tiger whenever I see breasts because They're more than good, They're great!!! Breasts
• Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely. Feeling Lonely
• From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth. From
• Only 5 types of people have mustaches - cops, 70s porn stars, hipsters, pedophiles and women employed by a circus. Appearance
• Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence. Applaud
• A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo, you probably don't… Anytime
• For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush. Boredom
• You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk. Ass
• I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest. Contest
• I always seem to get really cocky when I am naked. Always Seem
• For some women showing off their talents means wearing a tight dress or a bikini. Bikini
• All work and no play means your man is likely going to stray. All
• I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies. Based
• There are really only two things a girl needs to be a good dancer: rhythm and a willingness to dance with me. Dance
• Sometimes PDA is just a way to mark your territory. Since it's usually frowned upon to pee on people (at least in public), you give… Dating
• Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time. Anyone
• Occasionally sex is SO good, I will call up the dude you had sex with before me and say Thank You. Call
• When taking a selfie, make sure you washed your face, aren't so white you look like you've been covered in baby powder and there isn't… Baby

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