All Prince Shawn Quotes
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I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook...
Actions
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If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you.
Advice
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One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on.
All
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You are cuter than a Koala hugging a Panda on a rainbow of kittens.
Animals
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I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to prove anything that…
Always Kill
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T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out.
Ball
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I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play Call Of Duty:…
Black
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I feel like Tony the Tiger whenever I see breasts because They're more than good, They're great!!!
Breasts
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Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely.
Feeling Lonely
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From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth.
From
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Only 5 types of people have mustaches - cops, 70s porn stars, hipsters, pedophiles and women employed by a circus.
Appearance
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Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence.
Applaud
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A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo, you probably don't…
Anytime
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For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush.
Boredom
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You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk.
Ass
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I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest.
Contest
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I always seem to get really cocky when I am naked.
Always Seem
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For some women showing off their talents means wearing a tight dress or a bikini.
Bikini
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All work and no play means your man is likely going to stray.
All
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I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies.
Based
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There are really only two things a girl needs to be a good dancer: rhythm and a willingness to dance with me.
Dance
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Sometimes PDA is just a way to mark your territory. Since it's usually frowned upon to pee on people (at least in public), you give…
Dating
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Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time.
Anyone
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Occasionally sex is SO good, I will call up the dude you had sex with before me and say Thank You.
Call
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When taking a selfie, make sure you washed your face, aren't so white you look like you've been covered in baby powder and there isn't…
Baby
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