Prince Philip

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

— Prince Philip

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

— Prince Philip

As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.

— Prince Philip

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

— Prince Philip

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

— Prince Philip

I didn't want to be president of the World Wildlife Fund. I was asked to do it. I'd much rather have stayed…

— Prince Philip

You can't just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.

— Prince Philip

In the first years of the Queen's reign, the level of adulation - you wouldn't believe it. You really wouldn't.

— Prince Philip

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

— Prince Philip

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the…

— Prince Philip

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain…

— Prince Philip

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

— Prince Philip

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

— Prince Philip

Do people trip over you?

— Prince Philip

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort -…

— Prince Philip

Are you running away from something?

— Prince Philip

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

— Prince Philip

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it…

— Prince Philip

My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.

— Prince Philip

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I…

— Prince Philip