All Peter Griffin Quotes
- Um, if by ead you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes. Imagined
- You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew. Big
- Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money. Beer
- Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you. Delicately
- Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the… Break
- Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he… Call
- No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses! Asses
- Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. Band
- What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is… All
- Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France. Been
- Holy Crip it's a crapple. Crip
- How you figure sports fan? Fan
- Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna… Calling
- Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash. Believes
- Lois: ugh you are such a child.....Peter: you better watch who you're calling a child... cuz if I'm a child.... that makes you a e,… Better
- Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. Decisions
- If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! Butt