"How you figure sports fan?" — Peter Griffin

"How you figure sports fan?"

— Peter Griffin

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37 Quotes by Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin has 37 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that…
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal…
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take…
Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her,…
Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the…
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the…
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No…
Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.

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I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic. — Dan Aykroyd
I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then… — Jensen Ackles
I don't understand the mentality of a rock fan, being obsessed with two or three songs from 25 years ago.… — Sebastian Bach
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. — Dave Barry
I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan… — Kate Beckinsale
I'm a fan of action movies. — Kate Beckinsale
Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet? — Nuno Bettencourt
I'm a big fan of all-you-can-eat plans, because they're simpler for customers. — Jeff Bezos
I'm quite happy being myself. I'm a big fan of Jessica Lange and Jeanne Moreau, but I don't want to… — Jacqueline Bisset
I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March… — Lewis Black
I'm a big sports fan. Football. Cricket. — Danny Boyle
As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that… — Jo Brand

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