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- I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy,… Act
- I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my… Arrived
- I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in… All
- If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would… Chose
- In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be… Christian
- It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I… Achieved
- It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people… Amazing
- My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It… Across
- My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I… Allen
- No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people… Apprentice
- Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either… Agree
- One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and… Always Dealt
- One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no… All
- Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment… Accept
- Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion.… Absence
- Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals. Around Philadelphia
- The cliche of the nerdy kid who doesn't go outside and just plays games is completely untrue. And it's also true for the nerdy kid… Beautiful
- The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was… Beavis
- The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the… All
- The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that… Actual
- There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about… All
- This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple… Couple
- My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. Creeps
- It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza. Amounts
- Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby. Atheism
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