All Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes
- Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in… Brief
- Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. Ball
- Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on… Able
- Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day… Born
- Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but… Add
- Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm… Book
- A fish tank is just interactive television for cats. Cat
- A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. Cow
- Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves. All
- It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. Around Like
- Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible… Art
- Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. Cat