Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. — Ogden Nash Being a grandma Copy Share Image
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art. — Ogden Nash Art Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more — Ogden Nash Drunk Copy Share Image
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility? — Ogden Nash Giving Copy Share Image
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so… — Ogden Nash Journalism Copy Share Image
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. — Ogden Nash Insouciance Copy Share Image
A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last… — Ogden Nash April Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing that keeps it’s youth So far as I know, but a tree and the truth ” — Ogden Nash Tree Copy Share Image
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through… — Ogden Nash Bugs Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The oboe's a horn made of wood. I'd play you a tune if I could, But the reeds are a pain, And… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the… — Ogden Nash Cigar Copy Share Image
Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One… — Ogden Nash Art Copy Share Image
Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while. — Ogden Nash Heaven Copy Share Image
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
You can take it as understood, That your luck changes only if it's good. — Ogden Nash Change Copy Share Image
