To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits. — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility? — Ogden Nash Giving Copy Share Image
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so… — Ogden Nash Journalism Copy Share Image
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. — Ogden Nash Insouciance Copy Share Image
A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Feminism Copy Share Image
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou… — Ogden Nash Holy Copy Share Image
A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has… — Ogden Nash Bird Copy Share Image
People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with… — Ogden Nash Aging Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The oboe's a horn made of wood. I'd play you a tune if I could, But the reeds are a pain, And… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." ~Happy… — Ogden Nash Advice Copy Share Image
The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul… — Ogden Nash Abracadabra Copy Share Image
“Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth lay.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less… — Ogden Nash Abracadabra Copy Share Image
“Come live with me and be my love And we will all the pleasures prove Of a marriage conducted with economy In… — Ogden Nash Central park Copy Share Image
“Unwillingly Miranda wakes, Feels the sun with terror, One unwilling step she takes, Shuddering to the mirror. Miranda in Miranda's sight Is… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Baclli swarm within my portals Such as ne'r conceived by mortals, But, bred by scientists, Wise and hoary in some Olympian laboratory.… — Ogden Nash Bacteria Copy Share Image
“We Don't Need to Leave Yet, Do We? Or, Yes We Do One kind of person when catching a train always wants… — Ogden Nash Fitness Copy Share Image
My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus. — Ogden Nash Fame Copy Share Image
