When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next. — Ogden Nash Erotic Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Feminism Copy Share Image
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Feminism Copy Share Image
Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? — Ogden Nash Camel Copy Share Image
Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time… — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it. — Ogden Nash Adults Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Birthday Copy Share Image
The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And… — Ogden Nash Alive Copy Share Image
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall.… — Ogden Nash Another year Copy Share Image
“Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how. Some people think they will eventually wear diamonds instead… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech… — Ogden Nash Bible Copy Share Image
The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul… — Ogden Nash Abracadabra Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." ~Happy… — Ogden Nash Advice Copy Share Image
There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes?… — Ogden Nash Abuse Copy Share Image
I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus. — Ogden Nash Fame Copy Share Image
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful.. — Ogden Nash Inspirational Copy Share Image
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. — Ogden Nash Evolution Copy Share Image
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
