If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix… — Ogden Nash Clever Copy Share Image
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to… — Ogden Nash Assorted Copy Share Image
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
“When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~ Ogden Nash” — Ogden Nash Discipline Copy Share Image
“He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who's served a heavy sentence Renews the racket,… — Ogden Nash Crime Copy Share Image
“either you get eaten by a wolf today or else the shepherd saves you from the wolf so he can sell you… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real… — Ogden Nash Dictator Copy Share Image
“A jolly young fellow from Yuma Told an elephant joke to a puma; now his skeleton lies beneath hot western skies- the… — Ogden Nash Joke Copy Share Image
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? — Ogden Nash Crime Copy Share Image
“Sure deck your lower limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance– Have you seen… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive. — Ogden Nash Child Copy Share Image
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy… — Ogden Nash Funny Copy Share Image
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash Funny Copy Share Image
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems Ive married one of Shakespeares… — Ogden Nash Love Copy Share Image
A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
