Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Anniversary Copy Share Image
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses… — Ogden Nash Beer and wine Copy Share Image
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. — Ogden Nash Love Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. — Ogden Nash Banker Copy Share Image
I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face. — Ogden Nash Care Copy Share Image
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve. — Ogden Nash Child Copy Share Image
“Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, But it is very difficult to treat because it cannot even be defined, Because… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle, And it is the result of a certain turbulence in… — Ogden Nash Banshees Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is… — Ogden Nash Adversity Copy Share Image
Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk… — Ogden Nash Alcohol Copy Share Image
Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog… — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is… — Ogden Nash Friendship Copy Share Image
The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions — Ogden Nash Action Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when… — Ogden Nash Anniversary Copy Share Image
But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father. — Ogden Nash Children Copy Share Image
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. — Ogden Nash Child Copy Share Image
Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but… — Ogden Nash Flower Copy Share Image
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without… — Ogden Nash Life Copy Share Image
And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and>metaphor. — Ogden Nash Books Copy Share Image
“My garden will never make me famous. I'm a horticultural ignoramus. I can't tell a string-bean from a soybean, or even a… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think… — Ogden Nash Bacon Copy Share Image
Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. — Ogden Nash Children Copy Share Image
And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt… — Ogden Nash Dream Copy Share Image
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. — Ogden Nash Fragile Copy Share Image
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
